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Dr. Strasser's
PATIENT NEWSLETTER
Dear Patient,
Hello. It’s September, so please,
enjoy this newsletter as the days and months are ticking
away. It’ll be 2008 before you know it. This month is
Marriage Health Month, just to name one of the
observances. It is also
Labor Day.
Labor Day is a national legal
holiday that is over 100 years old.
The holiday began in
1882, originating from a desire by the
Central Labor Union
to create a day off for the "working man". It is still
celebrated mainly as a day of rest. Over the
years, it has evolved from a purely labor union
celebration into a general "last fling of summer"
festival.
For any car nuts, The Edsel by Ford
was introduced September 4, 1957.
Spinal
nerves control your entire body.
The moving bones of the spine can chafe or pinch nerves,
affecting the performance of the tissues they control.
Adjustments help reduce nerve interference, improving
function.
Nervous system integrity.
Electricians
focus on the circuit, not the wire insulation. Our focus
is your nervous system, not the bones. We adjust your
spine because of its effect on your nervous system.
Interesting Quotes
"Not everything that can be
counted counts, and not everything that counts can
be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure
about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Now that you've smiled at
least once today, it's your turn to give this
newsletter to someone you might want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle) and Please --- give this
newsletter to everyone you can think of.
We
all need to SMILE.
Now for the monthly:
“COOL
FACTS”
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The earth is .02 degrees hotter during a full moon..
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You share your
birthday with at least 9 million
other
people in the world.
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WAL-MART generates $3,000,000.00 in revenues every 7
minutes!
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The mask used by
Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was
actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
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During
a typical human life span, the human heart will beat
approximately 2.5 billion times.
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Food can only be
tasted if it is mixed with saliva.
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It
is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more
than 2 CD's!
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Nutmeg
is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
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A coffee tree yields about one pound of coffee in a
year.
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In 1910 football
teams were penalized 15 yards for an uncompleted
forward pass.
Your Health is
your Most Important ASSET.
Take IT
seriously.
We Do!
Did You Know?
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Over the last 150 years the
average height of people in industrialized nations
increased by 10 cm (4 in).
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In the 19th century, American
men were the tallest in the world, averaging (5'6").
Today, the average height for American men is
(5'7"), compared to (5'8") for Swedes, and (5'8.5")
for the Dutch.
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The tallest nation in the world
is the Watusis of Burundi.
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If the amount of water in
your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel
thirsty.
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Hippocrates, the Father of
Medicine, suggested that a woman could enlarge her
bust line by singing loudly and often.
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A person can live without
food for about a month, but only about a week
without water.
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You'll drink about (20,000
gallons) of water in your lifetime.
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After a certain period of
growth, your hair becomes dormant. That means that
it is attached to the hair follicle until replaced
by new hair.
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Hair on the head grows for
between two and six years before being replaced. In
the case of baldness, the dormant hair was not
replaced with new hair.
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Men loose about 40 hairs a
day. Women loose about 70 hairs a day.
>>>JOKE of the
MONTH<<<
An old man is lying on
his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older
great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the
approaching finale of a very long and productive life.
The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have
confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next
twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes
and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your
grandmother's strudel!"
"No, grandfather, you are not dreaming.
Grandmother is baking strudel now."
"I know I will never have another taste of
her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please
go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what
is left of his final breath. One of the grandchildren is
immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last
request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed.
"Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's
delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries.
"I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the
funeral."
Diabetes
Women who eat 1
Tbs. of peanut butter – or any nut spread-five times a
week have a 21% lower chance of developing diabetes than
women who shun the creamy treat! “Most fats in nuts are
mono-and polyunsaturated fats, which are good for
insulin sensitivity; and nuts are also rich in
antioxidants., minerals, protein and fiber,” says study
authour Rui Jiang, M.D., of the Harvard School of Public
Health. TIP! For the best protection check labels, and
choose a peanut butter made with little or no sugar.
Arthritis Pain And How You Can Get Relief
In studies, pumpkin
seeds reduced aches and pains as effectively as the
arthritis drug indomethacin-without causing any
of the drug’s side effects, which include headache,
dizziness and diarrhea! “The seeds are loaded with zinc,
which is important to muscles, cartilage and ligaments,
and their essential fatty acids help relieve pain caused
by inflammation.”
Brain power
The
human brains consists of more than 100 billion neurons
(nerve cells) through which the brain's commands are
sent in the form of electric pulses. These pulses travel
at more than (250 mph), creating enough electricity to
power a light bulb.
The brain consumes more energy than any
other organ, burning up a whopping one-fifth of the food
we take in. It is estimated that the mental capacity of
a 100-year old human with perfect memory could be
represented by computer with 10 to the power of 15 bits
(one petabit).
At the current rate of computer chip
development, that figure can be reached in about 35
years. However, that represents just memory capacity,
not the extremely complex processes of thought creation
and emotions. But consider this: for all the complexity
of the brain, you still have only one thought at a
time. Make it a positive thought.
Factoids:
One-quarter of the brain is used to control
your eye. We actually see with our brains, with the eyes
basically being cameras.You're born with 300 bones, but
when you get to be an adult, you only have 206. The rest
of them let INNATE (nature) fuse them. The body knows
what it’s doing and that’s why adjustments work so well.
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God Bless You and I wish you and your family all the
best during the Month of September.
P.S. Have a great September!
Celebrate life and your family’s health!
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